You may be a redneck if...

Max loves music, all kinds of music. I typically listen to our local Christian station J103 and Rex is more of a classic and southern rock guy. So we have mommy's music and daddy's music. To Max, daddy's music is Lynrd Skynrd and Led Zepplin. He likes to play his guitar to daddy's music. Yesterday during children's church (4-6 year olds) I was informed that he each child got up and sang a song by themselves. The first little boy sang Jingle Bells, the second little boy sang jingle bells again, two little girls got up and sang a Hannah Montana song, and then Max got up and said "I am going to sing Lynrd Skynrd!" He proceeded to sing most of the words to 3 steps. So you may be a redneck if your child goes to church and sings Lynrd Skynrd at children's church! You never know what they will do!