Sorry for the lapse in Maxisms! I know you love them as much as I!
While playing with his tools he asked," Do you know what I am going to do with all this equipment?" "No", I say. "Build somebody a house!" he answers.
Can I put this eye patch on Wesley's mouth so he can't put anything dirty in it? Hey at least he asked first this time!
Mommy, this is the center of the seat.
My gums are what hold my teeth.
While singing some Lynrd Skynrd instead of singing "A simple kind of man" he says, "A somewhere kind of fan".
I can't wait until I get a wedding ring!
Next time you and daddy go on a date, you need to take me with you!
Curiosity is what keeps us safe.
I made cubed steak and gravy one night last week for dinner. Max takes a bite and says,"Oh, Mommy this is delicious! Where do you get the ingredients to make it?"
"Daddy, let's play hide and ghost son." "How do you play?" asks Daddy. "Well, you go hide and when I find you you act like your scared. Then I will say don't be scared Daddy it's just me your son!"
Oh mommy, cheer up!
Okay this may be TMI but was just too funny not to share.
Mom, Max, and I were eating lunch last Thursday and out of the blue Max says, "Nana's you know what daddy did?" I am thinking there is no telling what he is going to say but never did I think it would be this. "He took a crap in the woods!" He did not say this quietly in the restaurant of course. Mom and I were laughing, crying, and trying not to choke on our food. The night before Rex had been on the phone with his cousin and in the middle of a conversation said that exact statement. Lesson to be learned: Children hear all and you never know what and when they will choose to repeat what they will hear! I know your laughing!
6 years ago