MckMama the creator of Not Me Monday also has one called not my child Monday. I have never did a not my child Monday not because I have perfect children, I usually save a lot Max's saying for his Maxisms. Not this week, this one deserved it's own.
My child most certainly did not tell his grandmother, who was sitting at the kitchen table during Thanksgiving dinner at my grandmother's house, that he had just eaten the caramel a** off of his turkey cookie. My mother did not ask him to repeat himself so she could make sure she heard what she thought she heard. She most certainly did not let him go with out even getting on to him because she was a the verge of hysterical laughter. Not mother and not my child.
7 years ago