If you know Max, you know there is never a shortage of smart or witty saying around this household. Here are some of my favorites from the month of December.
"Stop jumping on the bed, Max," says Mommy. "It's not jumping, it's extreme falling!" is his reply.
"Look, mommy, I found the first star God made!"
"This is so good, it brings tears to my eyes." I can't remember what he was eating but obviously he thought it was delicious.
"Do cowboys say yippee ye yippee ye yo? Well, I don't like it!"
"Do you have a hairy uni brow?"
"You just need to focus. Concentrate real hard and you can do it."
"I can't wait to get out in the snow. I am gonna make snowmen and snow cakes, snowballs, snow angels, and footprints!"
"Remember those days when I was four. I was a good boy!"
After watching home alone for what seemed like the hundredth time he says. "They are the wet bandits, why don't we call them the wet banditets?"
"Daddy you really need to taste these peas. They are so delicious and also very nutritious." Obviously, his daddy doesn't like peas and refuses to eat them!
After dropping him off with my dad one day he says, "Bye, Mommy! I love you! See you in the morning! Why don't you let brother listen to Boomerang Express, it will calm him down."
We saw a possum while driving down the road, he yells, "We can run over that possum and get us some possum meat!"
7 years ago